Spoof Sales Page

I'm building a spoof sales page. There's no product involved, but my aim is to take the successful parts of "real" sales pages and incorporate them into my spoof and therefore build something that serves as a training-exercise for newbies. I welcome feedback and contributions to this "project" :-) I'd especially like a banner-graphic, maintaining the theme of the site, modeled on other sales-page top-banners. Fake Page